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October 9, 2009

This is really too stupid, even for Claire McCaskill, the most stupid and terrible member of the United States Senate.

While millions of people across the country are unemployed, destitute, losing their homes, including many in Missouri, Claire Bear’s engaged in a heated “prank war” with Senator Ben Nelson.

“My kids bugged me to do it.  They bugged me and bugged me and bugged me, and I finally said, what the Hell, got nothing better to do.  Constituents be damned!”, is what we imagine the illustrious Senator from Missouri saying, about her “prank war” — involving, apparently, breaking into Nelson’s office, replacing his photos with uglier photos, farting in his chair, licking his telephone, rolling around on his desk naked in paint making “art” (an odd tribute, it seems, to Farrah Fawcett), and other things too stupid to mention.

“I wanted to fart in every drawer of his file cabinets, too, but I ran out of farts.  First time in my life that ever happened.  It was so surprising and funny I tweeted it on Twitter immediately. “I cannot toot, therefore I tweet” is what I said, because I am so clever”, McCaskill most likely would explain.

For those of you who feel like we’re living in an alternate universe to the left of BizarroWorld today, we are so totally with you.