A guy died and went to Heaven. When St.Peter welcomed him,the man noticed a lot of clocks behind him.The man asked St.Peter " What are all those clocks for?" St.Peter replied "those are Liar clocks, everyone has one. This one is Mother Teresa's clock, it has not moved once. This one is Abraham Lincoln's clock it moved twice for two lies he told."
The man then ask "Well,where is Obama's clock?"
St.Peter said "Oh Jesus has that in his office, he's using it for a ceiling fan."
A guy died and went to Heaven. When St.Peter welcomed him,the man noticed a lot of clocks behind him.The man asked St.Peter " What are all those clocks for?" St.Peter replied "those are Liar clocks, everyone has one. This one is Mother Teresa's clock, it has not moved once. This one is Abraham Lincoln's clock it moved twice for two lies he told."
The man then ask "Well,where is Obama's clock?"
St.Peter said "Oh Jesus has that in his office, he's using it for a ceiling fan."
