Made me laugh, although as a hunk of red meat for conservatives, it’s a good 15 years out of date. Note to the Onion: We like Hillary now.She really is like a nuclear weapon, though. A major part of our arsenal, but evidently not to be used under any circumstances.
"White House statement: "We reserve the right to use Hillary Clinton in situations where all other options have failed."""Intelligence reports have indicated that Pakistan is developing their own Hillary Clinton ... that they may be able to deploy as early as 2011."