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Another ride aboard the Hillary-as-veep speculation bus, but this article is kind of amusing, so here t'is:

http://dailycaller.com/2010/03/29/hail-to-the-chef-a-menu-of-2012-speculation/

So for fun let’s feed the hungry media beast with some juicy red meat. Here is the menu:

Prime Rib: Obama thought he needed Joe Biden to win in 2008 but for 2012 he already knows he doesn’t. Since the 2012 VP slot is really about setting up a frontrunner for 2016, Obama doesn’t want Biden as the lead horse, especially when the Rahm E-man knows this will create a 2016 Primary Death Match that will embarrass Obama (when Biden gets trampled.) So Obama quietly offers Hillary the VP slot and Biden takes her job at State. A nice clean switcharoo. Biden saves face and goes on to “save” the world. Obama and Hillary face a tough GOP ticket of (it doesn’t matter for the point of this article.) But win or lose Hillary is the automatic frontrunner for 2016.

A switch that’s safe, easy and solves so many messy problems, unless one orders:

Filet Mignon: Unemployment hovers at around 10 percent, but the real number is closer to 17 percent. The Great Health Care Victory is terminally ill by November, as everyone’s insurance premiums have increased substantially. Hillary smells opportunity, and resigns from State just after the devastating 2010 midterm losses. She launches an “I TOLD YOU SO TOUR” only this time the press loves her. (Especially when she downs shots of whiskey in Iowa bars.) Hillary sweeps Iowa and New Hampshire until Obama stops her in South Carolina. (All that stimulus money finally got spent.) Hillary, tired of fighting, coyly says “yes” when Obama “convinces” her to replace Biden on the ticket.

But, consider ordering Bubba Clinton’s favorite dish:

The New York Strip: A Supreme Court vacancy occurs when Rahm Emanuel convinces Justice Ruth Ginsberg it’s time to go so Obama can nominate Hillary. Hillary loves the fact that black robes cover everything and agrees to serve. Now the Queen has a real court until 2016 or forever if she chooses.

Finally, the Hail-to-the-Chef’s special:

Spare Ribs: With Hillary benched, Rahm still has to remove Biden from the 2012 ticket. Joe’s “foreign affairs expertise” lands him at State, leaving the VP ticket open for either Missouri Sen. Claire McCaskill or Pennsylvania Gov. Ed Rendell. Both are safe choices for President Obama. While Hillary the Supreme, stares down and hovers above, contemplating 2016.

It's worth noting that The Daily Caller is a Repub site.

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Hell, I'm ordering the Blue Plate Special.

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Building 4112 wrote:

Hell, I'm ordering the Blue Plate Special.



LOL!  Like we want Biden anywhere near anyone who likes or possibly may like to work with our country.  Biden should be led out to pasture with an oat bag over his mouth to keep him from commenting.  He is many times worse than Dan Quayle ever was.

I want Obama out of office, I will even show him the door and hold it open for his sorry ass.  Right now if he gets re-elected in 2012 we will all be consuming the water and ketchup plate since we won't have any jobs or money to buy food.



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Opti: Stock up now!

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