Here are my random thoughts for 2010:
To Sarah Palin: Mirror, mirror on the wall, you’re the fairest of them all. You don’t need to run for the presidency.
To Nancy Pelosi: It’s hard to watch a noble ideal ravaged by facts. We’re going to need that military jet back.
To Keith Olbermann: A welcome, but all too brief, respite. Thank God you’re not handicapping horses.
To Chris Matthews: Is that tingle now a spasm?
To Jon Stewart: Good work and great rally! You tower above your critics.
To Alan Grayson: Good riddance.
To Eric Holder: Try suing the bad guys.
To Chris Van Hollen: Pickett was not promoted after Gettysburg.
To Jimmy Carter: You make my hair hurt.
To Vivian Schiller: Too bad the truth didn’t set you free — as in fired.
To President Bush : A 50-to-42 winner over Obama in a mock presidential poll in Ohio after doing absolutely nothing. A Nobel Prize is on the way.
To John Boehner: You are on double secret probation. Be grateful for a second chance. Vaya con Dios!